Bumper stickers for electric cars

Quietly faster than you.

Dry jokes for the car that doesn't idle. Printed to order, one smug sticker at a time.

Three bumper stickers: All that noise to go nowhere, Left home at 100%, Got faster while I slept.

How it works

  1. Pick a pack.

    Ten, the full set, or let us choose.

  2. We print it.

    Printed to order, so nothing sits in a warehouse getting less funny.

  3. It shows up.

    Free US shipping on every order, packs included.

Staff picks

Our favorites. For now.

Picked by us, not by sales. Once enough of you buy something, this becomes a real ranking.

  1. 01

    Hall of Fame Mini 10-Pack

    $19.99

    Hall of Fame 10-Pack: all ten stickers
  2. 02

    Hall of Fame Mini 5-Pack

    $12.99

    Hall of Fame 5-Pack: all five stickers

Who made this

One EV owner in North Dakota who drives deliveries for a living. That's a lot of hours behind the wheel, and a lot of opinions. Some of them became stickers. I've read a lot of bumper stickers on the job. Most of them were corny. These are my attempt at ones that aren't. They're bumper stickers, so no promises.

Full disclosure: I can't draw, so the art is made with AI. I look at every one and rerun it a bunch of times until it's right.

Tezzeria, North Dakota

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